Hockey Jesus Saves Ugly Christmas Sweater - Diosweater

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The last thing I remember was being at the hockey game with my family, celebrating a great win. All of a sudden it felt like someone had taken me from my seat and slung me around before slamming me back down into this stranger’s body. It was so fast that I didn’t know what happened or where we were even going until we stopped in front of this huge crowd. There was chanting and signs everywhere saying “Hockey Jesus” but all I heard was ringing in my ears as they dragged me off the statue onto the ground below. What is happening? Why am I on the floor? Something must have gone wrong!
I could barely open one eye to survey our surroundings when out of nowhere there he appeared; Hockey

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What is an Hockey Jesus Saves Ugly Sweater?
I believe in magic.
But I also know that there is no such thing as a magic sweater, and the only reason my grandma gave me this ugly grey one for Christmas was because she felt so bad about not getting me anything better. But it doesn’t matter what anybody says. When I put on the sweater and go outside to shovel snow with my dad, Santa Claus appears before us! He’s got Rudolph behind him with a big bag of presents – one of which he gives to me! The sweater isn’t just any old ugly piece of clothing now; it’s magic.
The world was in chaos. The streets were flooded with water, the lights turned off and everyone was panicking. But one man walked up to his podium, he had a plan. “I’m going to save all of you!” He shouted into the microphone, making sure that every person could hear him over their TVs.
“How will you do it?” they asked, waiting for an answer from Hockey Jesus himself. “I’ll tell you how,” he said calmly as he took out his hockey stick and skated around on stage in front of them before returning back to center stage where he stood tall again but still gripping tightly onto his stick so tight that it looked like his knuckles were turning white underneath the fabric of his
When hockey Jesus saves an ugly sweater in the middle of a game, people are all hopeful that he’ll come save their sweaters too.
Ugly Sweater never thought he would be in this situation. He was the world’s most famous hockey player, an icon who could do no wrong on ice. And now he found himself being ruthlessly heckled by a pack of shouting, obnoxious fans during his suspension for illegal use of performance enhancers that were not approved by the team trainer.
But it is with these same fans that Ugly Sweater finds redemption when their celebration after winning the championship game becomes too much for them to handle all at once and they collapse onto each other, sobbing uncontrollably with joy. Ugly Sweater finally feels welcome again as one of their own, even if he still looks like a damn ugly sweater.
“Hey, what’s with the ugly sweater?” Jesus asked.
I pointed to my head. “It’s a hat actually.”
“A h-a-t?” Jesus said, looking skeptical.
I nodded and he laughed loudly. “Hockey is not for everyone!”
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