You know the saying, “a watched pot never boils?” Well, I’ve found that to be true. You can’t make coffee happen by watching it happen. It’s only when you turn away, give up hope and leave it alone for a while does the magic happens. That’s why I drink coffee- because I hate people, black cats are ugly as sin, and there is nothing more depressing than an ugly Christmas sweater with lights on it that someone put way too much time into making.
Coffee, coffee, coffee. It’s a necessity in my life. Without it I would be a completely different person. Ugh, people are the worst! Who needs them? Everyone is so judgemental and has their own opinion on what you should or shouldn’t do. Screw that! I’m going to wear this black cat ugly Christmas sweater to work today because screw it I want to look cute for myself and not care about what other people think of me. So if you don’t like it…well too bad! You can go drink your own damn coffee while I enjoy mine with my new ugly Christmas sweater!
I know you’re thinking “this is the worst blog post intro I’ve ever read” and if that’s true then welcome to my life! I’m not in a great mood today, but sometimes it helps me write stuff when I’m feeling like this. So here goes nothing. My name is Sabrina and I drink coffee. A lot of coffee. Like so much coffee that if people were to ask me how many cups of coffee I drank, they would be disappointed knowing the answer – because for some reason no one likes hearing about other peoples’ drinking habits… But seriously though, what are your thoughts on ugly Christmas sweaters?
I don’t know about you, but when I drink coffee, I hate people. How’s that for a start? If you’re in the same boat as me then this blog post is for you! What better way to show your disdain for humanity than with an ugly Christmas sweater? We have all of the top brands and styles so no one will be able to miss what you have on. Whether it’s a funny cat or a creepy black cat, we’ll take care of your holiday needs.
I drink coffee, I hate people. I own a black cat and an ugly Christmas sweater that says “I Drink Coffee I Hate People Black Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater.” You should buy it too because then you’ll be my best friend forever.
Coffee: the most delicious and addictive drug on earth. It’s a staple of our daily lives, from getting up in the morning to powering through those late nights at work. But coffee is more than just a drink- it’s an important part of who we are as people. If you’re like me, then your life revolves around coffee. You need it to function properly, but sometimes life doesn’t go as planned and that means going without for a day or two (or three). This blog post will focus on how I cope with not having my beloved caffeine addiction by wearing one of my favorite ugly Christmas sweaters that doubles as a hug pillow! So grab some hot cocoa and cuddle up with this blog post because here come the